What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:38
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
How to Build Conscious Machines - Hacker News
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Being fat is a trap - Hacker News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Scientists Stunned by Evidence of Ancient Birds Nested in the Arctic - The Daily Galaxy
Nuts and Butts
No way
No, not a chance
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What happened to your school bully?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts